my new years resolutions
- get a grip
- get a life
- get over it
- get a grip
- get a life
- get over it
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
[cricket sounds]
*drops the mic*
Also who gets paid less to begin with?
WHOMP THERE IT IS
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whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
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@leatardianI heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
milk girl
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She’s so broke
im not even gonna ask who bc i already know its me
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